N'orleans Be Goode

Sing to the music of Chuck Berry's Johnny Be Goode.

VERSE 1:
Deep down in Louisiana, right in New Orleans
Katrina tore the town down to smithereens
Everyone around you said evacuate
You said I'm stayin til it was too late
FEMA was slow in coming to their aid
Lootin was rampant with money t'be made

CHORUS 1:
Go! Go! Go, N'orleans, go! Go!
Go, N'orleans, go! Go!
Go, N'orleans, go! Go!
Go, N'orleans, go! Go! N'orleans be Good

VERSE 2:

Ev'ryone pointing at Michael Brown
And the scumbags destroyed what was left of town
Grab a plastic bucket get some Heineken
Pull a rifle out to shoot at rescue men
Put what's left into the Superdome
bus 'em to Houston now it's their home

CHORUS 2:
Go! Go! Go, H-Town, go! Go!
Go, H-Town, go! Go!
Go, H-Town, go! Go!
Go, H-Town, go! Go! H-Town be Good

VERSE 3:
Red Cross gives a card worth 10 large bills
spend all that money on some hookers and pills
The man cuts 'em off from their hotel stay
Texans tell 'em it's time to hit the highway
While ev'ry things tied up in committee
Ray Nagin says come on back to our chocolate city

CHORUS 3:
Go! Go! Go, Nagin, go! Go!
Go, Nagin, go! Go!
Go, Nagin, go! Go!
Go, Nagin, go! Go! Nagin be Good




If you didn't laugh at any of the above you need to get your head out of the clouds and develop a more cynical attitude about the world.