Toughen up America

Americans

Once a proud nation of people that fought for a cause and reason. Fought for our rights, and things that really mattered. What the fuck happened to us?

I'm still a proud American and a proud Texan, but it's getting harder to look around me and admit that I am a part of this. Everyone is too fucking sensitive... Oh great there go half the people that need to read this because I used the work Fuck. Look at the things we are getting worked up over these days like they really make a shit.

Merry Christmas! Merry Fucking Christmas!!!!!!
Hahahah... Oh shit there go the other half that needed to read this, well for anyone that read on slap the shit out of the people that just left so they have a reason to be offended.

Things are too good in America now. How can I tell you ask? People have nothing better to do than complain and be offended at everything around them. When I hear someone say "that's offensive" or "you offended me". I have the almost uncontrollable desire to say something like "Give me your purse and let me shit in it if you really want to be offended."

Ok on to the hot topic the last few weeks Happy Holidays vs. Merry Christmas. Give me a fucking break! Someone could be offended by a holiday greeting. In my book Happy Holidays covers Thanksgiving through the New Year and Merry Christmas covers the few days around the 25th of Dec. I use both equally and sometimes together. If someone comes up to me and says Happy Hanukkah! I'm probably going to say "Merry Christmas" or 'The same to you and yours" I don't celebrate Hanukkah, I don't even know if I'm spelling it right. But I'm not going to be offended if someone says it to me. If someone says Feliz Navidad or Happy Kwanza I'll say "Huh?" hehe No really it's all the same to me. If you want to celebrate during the season celebrate and call it what you will. Then realize when someone tells you about their holiday wishes you well during them they are not trying to convert or offend you they are simply expressing their joy and goodwill so take it for what it is.

A bible, ten commandments, Jesus' face on toast, take your pick on display in a government office. Again GMAFB (give me a fucking break) I'm not by any means again a bible thumper, as a matter of fact I bet in my life I have heard how I am going to end up in Hell many more times that I have heard how Heaven is waiting for me. It's a bible folks. A bible, what's it going to do? Jump out of it's case and attack you, make you all of the sudden have morals because you walked within five feet of it. If you don't like it, don't read it. I don't like seeing piss and shit on the floor of a bathroom, but I'm also not going up to the Supreme Court asking them to create more laws restricting Phantom shitters. The next thing you know (hell it may already have happened) you will see any book in a public library that references God or Jesus to be removed as they are funded by tax dollars. You nutbags better not get any ideas about that from me.

I honestly can't remember the last time I was truly offended. Even when some one calls me "Fat Boy" I usually pick out their most obvious flaw as they are doing with me and call them that "Closet Fag" works great, also "Loud mouth obnoxious prick" gets a few reactions as well. Am I offended though? Am I hurt? Not really, I do my thing and go on. I hope there are more people like me out there... wait I retract that statement, we don't need the world that screwed up. Hmm we need more people that have a bit tougher skin and are not afraid to express themselves without worrying about if someone else will be offended. I live my life for myself and those I care about. I try my best to be courteous, but guess what, if through my normal day to day activities I offend someone I don't know personally I really could care less. I surround myself with people that give me a better quality of life and if they make my life harder or are a general pain in the ass I get them out of my life.

In closing I am sick and tired of hypersensitive assclowns that can't find anything better to do than bitch about something. For those people that take it to the extreme, I wish you great hardships in your future so you can experience the darker side of life and hopefully learn from it. When you are starving, or struggling just to make ends meet, your perspective changes and the petty shit you spent countless hours being offended at are just not all that bad anymore. Be thankful for what you have and enjoy the time you spend around others, if you are offended by someone instead of trying to change them to meet your needs move on and find someone else who already does fill those gaps in yourself.