The Urinal

Well this is a topic you don't see everyday, it's not talked about much but I'm sure most guys have run into these situations and been on one side or the other.

I'm not a talker when I go to piss. I go in take care of business wash my hands and go. Well I have to back up already, if a friend of mine and I happen to go take a wizz at the same time then yeah I'll still carry on a conversation. I don't get guys that try to strike up a conversation while holding their dick in their hands. It's time to start posting the rules of the pisser. For any women readers out there the ladies room as you know has many rules well here are the rules for the guys public restroom.

1. It is only ok to strike up a conversation with a person you do not already know if you are waiting for a pisser to be freed up (or a spot at the trough). Once one of the strangers heads in to take care of things the conversation stops.
2. Eyes straight forward or up, no looking around, no eye contact and especially no eyes wandering to the waistline.
3. If there is a cigarette butt or other foreign object in the trough you may look down but only to aim and force it further toward the drain.
4. Even if there is a long line and a little boy walks in holding his crotch he gets the next slot that's open - no questions asked.
5. Two shakes - any more is considered playing with yourself.
6. Give your neighbors in the restroom space when possible, with multiple open urinals keep at least one empty between you and the next guy.
7. Read the graffiti.
8. If there are "urinal cakes" you must aim for them to try to dissolve them and bring out that wonderful combination aroma of pine and mothballs.
9. Wash your damn hands - I'd say about half of the folks out there don't

Not all of these rules are universal and some of them are even subconcious.

Not are urinals are built equally, some of them have "sweet spots" to aim at to help prevent any splashback. The problem is depending on the shape and what objects are used to prevent foreign objects from going down the drain that spot is nopt always in the same place. Some you have to aim for the side others straight ahead.

Whoever thought of filling a trough urinal with ice was a genius. I mean you don't have to flush or have running water in the trough, the melting action takes care of it plus it keeps you occupied and entertained while trying to melt as much ice as you can. A notable urinal I can remember was in Hunter TX. Not much there but we stopped off in a seedy bar and had a few drinks... the bathroom well it was pretty much an outhouse. It had a trough urinal that stretched around two of the walls at a coninuous slope areound the corner. That thing was set up for folks of all heights and could have probably handled about 50 people standing side by side. Hell in that town from what I remember it would take the whole town to to that though.

I'll leave this with a product that we will probably never see used much in the US but who knows maybe it will take off in a few of the bars.

http://www.peeball.com/home/default.asp