Friday, November 18, 2005

Mexican Invaders

Well I might as well make my second post a politically charged one. Illegal immigration from our southern borders. This has gotten so far out of hand I cannot believe that there are people on both sides of this problem. Yes it's a problem. Now that I have established that I guess I have to back it up. By the way I am like most statisticians out there, I will just pull numbers out of my ass and pretend they are facts. Also I'm kind of tired of this political correctness so instead of calling them "illegal immigrants" or "illegal aliens" the rest of this article will be more accurate in calling them Mexican Invaders.

So with that information in place let's look over a few of the arguments in this fucked up mess.

"We have people here in the US that need jobs and they are all being taken by Mexican Invaders" Yes that is true, now most people will counter by saying "Yeah but they are doing jobs Americans are not willing to work" I call bullshit on this response. Most Americans have a set standard value they place on their time and and we also feel that no matter how much we are compensated for this time we are not being given enough. With this in mind we have a population that will sit on their ass and draw a check every month that is provided to them by our middle class workers this class will be referred to as "the leeches" from this point on. There are a few more layers to go through to get to the core group I am going to use to make my point but I'll save that for a later post. So we skip ahead to the the group I'll call the "laborer class". I was once a member of this class and have no shame in admitting it and if I had to would return to it at any time if I had the need. The majority (pulling stats out of my ass) of these Mexican Invaders are taking jobs from this class. Americans are willing to work these jobs but they have a higher value placed on their time and are not willing to work it for the same wage.

This is where the bullshit comes in.

I'll use the lower levels residential construction as my example.

Mexican Invader: Gets paid $6 per hour for a non-skilled position. So they work 40 hours in a week and their take home pay is $240 a week.

American: Gets paid $7 per hour for a non skilled position. Since they are legal citizens of the US they pay their taxes and get about 1/3 of it pulled out for Uncle Sam so their take home pay $187 a week.

Not that large of a difference right... Well over the long term it really adds up.
The employer gets to save some money and pass on the savings to you. Yeah I'm sure they wouldn't be using Mexican Invaders to make their profit margin larger to pad their own pockets.

Now let's compound the problem, the American is contributing through taxes to our social welfare ... the above mentioned "leeches class" takes full advantage of those entitlements as do the Mexican Invaders. The female Mexican Invaders drop their first kid and that's it BAM becomes an American because they have to be able to stay and take care of the new American they just shoved out, at this point they usually to stay in "the leeches" class.

Back to the topic, So a Mexican Invader breaks his leg on the job site, and goes to the local hospital to get fixed up. Well they help him out put on a cast and hand him the bill, of course in English and Spanish. The Mexican Invader looks at this and inside just laughs his ass off. What can the hospital do? Nothing, this guy gets paid cash, does not have a bank account, and uses Western Union to send most of his earned money back to the rest of his family in Mexico so they can pay a coyote to get another family member across the border. The Mexican Invader walks and gets his free emergency healthcare. We all know hospitals are built to help people and not to make money so they soak up the cost and make it up on the next American that walks through with an insurance policy. Wonder what all is contributing to higher healthcare costs? Someone should do the math on that or I could just make up a fake stat for you.

Now back to the American laborer. Looking at even take home wages, many Americans would not work for $6.00 -$7.00 per hour but if offered $9.60 -$10.60 they would gladly take the job. If you are paid cash and it's not reported $6-7 would be almost the same as the $9.6 to $10.6 in take home pay. So when looked at from the take home pay literal money in your pocket these Mexican Invaders are taking away jobs and they really are getting paid more than many Americans in the same job.

One other problem that will not be faced. America is referred to as a melting pot. We bring in all people from all societies and the join with other cultures to make us the country we are. These Mexican Invaders are not melting into society. Mexican Invaders bring their culture with them and retain it in full. I have Cherokee blood in me as well as German and many other cultures in my ancestry, when I decide to erect a flag(s) to show my heritage first I would fly the Flag of the United States of America or possibly that of Texas, I'm not going to erect a tee-pee in my front yard and hang a German flag from it. Why? Because I'm an American. These Mexican Invaders are not Mexican-Americans they are Mexicans. They have no intentions of contributing to our society they have their own and will not deviate from that. If I decided to move to Mexico (why the hell I would ever do that I don't know) I would not expect anyone to speak English, I would feel obligated to learn the native tounge of that country. Also would feel the need to join their culture and learn their customs.

So to sum it up, Mexican Invaders get paid cash and take home more than Americans doing the same jobs, suck out whatever social services they can, bring over bastard factories to drop kids so they can get the government checks and instacitizenship, want us to cater to their language, and gain any benefits they can from our culture without sacrificing anything from their own. OK no telling how much false logic I used above but it sounds convincing... Ok not really but again read the title of this blog.

Now how do we fix the problem.

My extreemist solution would be to close off the borders and enforce them with whatever force needed to stop any illegal crossing. Yeah I know you knew this was coming. Next make it easier to get a work visa and enter the US legally. WTF? make it easier for them to come take our jobs? Well yes.. BUT with a few caveats. The inital visa will be for a short time, say 3 months. They must prove at the end of that 3 month period they were ganifully employed to get a longer work visa, say the next step is 6 months then 9 months, then a year. After that they must show yearly that they have been gainfully employed during that time. Next tax the fuck out of their wages. This helps ease some of the strain on the social services they are given. Work visas are instantly revoked and the workers are deported upon conviction of any felony crime, multiple misdemeanor infractions, or failure to remain gainfully employed. If deported the applicant will not have a chance to return on a work visa. During the time Mexican workers are in the country on a work visa they can take the inititative to begin the naturalization process to become an American citizen.

Change the citizenship laws, just because you can swim across a small river and drop a kid does not make them an American. If you are illegally in the country or on a work visa and drop a kid, that kid's citizenship status is that of their mother's country. I know we are talking about changes to the Constitution but this situation was not the original intent of the 14th amendment.

Go back and make English the official language of the United States. Fuck all of this sensitivity to other cultures, if you want to be an American be an American and drop all of the prefixes.

1 Comments:

At 9:19 AM, Blogger Jack said...

I'm not going to erect a tee-pee in my front yard and hang a German flag from it.

This made me laugh so hard I almost peed. Great blog - I'll be back. Oh, and if you like your style of writing, check out Matt Henry's Bitchin' Blog (bitchincool.blogspot.com).

-JackPants!

 

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